Alessandra Ambrosio looking hot as hell at Coachella. (Celebslam)

Whoever’s responsible for Esquire’s shitty photoshopping should be fired, because that’s supposed to be Christina Hendricks on the cover of the Women issue. (The Blemish)

Domestic abuse Disney-style — Joe Jonas beat up Demi Lovato? (Celeb Jihad)

Kylie Bisutti bikini pics! (The Grumpiest)

You can tell Ashley Tisdale’s been working out. Mostly because she’s in a sports bra and gym shorts. (Celebrity Odor)

Megan Fox might have just fucked up her “natural” face with this last bit of plastic tweaking. (Celebitchy)

And speaking of Megan Fox, Chloe Bridges is all set to give her a run for her money in the younger, sexier Angelina Jolie department. (Moe Jackson)

Like you need a reason to look at Halle Berry in a cutaway dress. (Socialite Life)

Charlie Sheen shaves his GD head: the pictures. (Litely Salted)

When Angelina Jolie kisses her brother on the lips, it’s disgusting, but when AnnaLynne McCord mouth-kisses her sister, it’s sexy. Explain to me how that works. (The Superficial)

Oh, the irony — Michael Jackson impersonator arrested on child molestation charges. (omg blog)

Demi Lovato’s finally out of her training bra. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet Kim Kardashian’s dirty doppleganger. (The Dirty)

Mariah Carey gets fatter with each passing month. (Hollywood Rag)

Dita von Teese’s milky white bosoms make another appearance, but there’s no magnolia or moonlight. (UseMyComputer)

Teri Hatcher shows some side vag. (glamzilla)

Jose Cancesco is staring down the barrel of a 5150 hold. (CelebNewsWire)

Chaz Bono has a new lady friend! (Holy Moly!)