Nicolas Cage lost his millions buying castles and shrunken heads. (Post Chronicle)

Christina Aguilera starts filming “Burlesque.” I’m guessing she plays the tranny killer. (popbytes)

Because they’re not just for holding up your pants: 68 belt-bra babes! (COED Magazine)

Pamela Anderson admits to using cocaine! (Hollywood Rag)

Johnny Depp is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. (Socialite Life)

Miley Cyrus says she hates Twilight. I, in turn, hate Miley Cyrus. See how it all comes full circle? (Litely Salted)

When did little Dakota Fanning get so damn hot?! (Moe Jackson)

Ha ha — Lily Allen falls down onstage because of her ridiculous shoes. (Holy Moly!)

Hulk Hogan viciously attacked! (Dlisted)

Cheryl Tweedy’s sexy 2010 calendar. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Cruise, or lesbian lumberjack? You decide. (Wonderwall)

Lady Gaga seems to have perfected her tuck game. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Best Twilight spoof yet! (Celebrity Odor)

Brat Pack’s Anthony Michael Hall is a woman beater! (The Blemish)

Brittany Murphy makes out with her dog — literally. (ICYDK)

Shia LeBeouf can’t keep his hand off his wiener. (Seriously? OMG)