Kathy Lee Gifford’s armpits look like they spent the day in the bayou. (INF Daily)

Selena Gomez’s wax figure looks like it took a spin in the microwave. (Celebitchy)

Ridiculously beautiful couple Irina Shayk & Cristiano Ronaldo at Marie Claire Prix de la Moda Awards. (Moe Jackson)

Guahar Kahn’s cans in Maxim India. See what I did there? (G Celeb)

Prince Harry caught fondling Pippa Middleton’s ass. (Celeb Jihad)

Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner did Quaaludes the night she died. (Hollywood Rag)

Don’t believe some women are as desperate for sex as you are? Take a look at this trio and you’ll become a believer. (Caveman Circus)

Occupy Jerry Sandusky movement started in NYC. I’m sure there’s many men who would volunteer for that job. (Busted Coverage)

Juliette Lewis’ granny butt in a bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Jessica Simpson “lets slip” the sex of her baby, world does not care. (The Blemish)

Rihanna is sexually frustrated, makes it awkward for everyone else. (Evil Beet)

Christina Aguilera dons the black leggings, five pounds of makeup and the blonde wig to step out. She’s just fucking with us at this point. (Celeb Slam)

To prove that he would never have sex with a woman, Justin Bieber is set to take a paternity test despite the dropped lawsuit. (Bricks and Stones)

Anne Hathaway joins the Occupy Wall Street protests. If she were really committed, she would start passing out her millions to the rest of us. (Allie is Wired)

Gwyneth Paltrow takes her hoity-toity ass to Beijing as the international ambassador for Coach. (Lainey Gossip)