Rihanna has the same haircut I had when I was eight and had lice. (Hollywood PQ)

Lindsay Lohan was apparently one of the actresses auditioned to be Tom Cruise’s beard. I have a really hard time believing that one. (The Blemish)

Kristen Stewart has only been spotted out in L.A. twice since news of her affair broke, and both times she’s been wearing Robert Pattinson’s clothes. That’s not creepy at all. (Celeb Slam)

I’m glad that this aspiring model/Cowboys superfan comes in triplicate. Good things always come in threes! (Busted Coverage)

Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel kicks off Fashion Week in New York in a LBD. (Moe Jackson)

The Tilted Kilt is giving Hooters a run for their money. (Caveman Circus)

Victoria’s Secret’s new token ethnic model Arlenis Sosa is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. (G Celeb)

Kelly Brook embraces being called “the girly booby girl.” She should put it on her business cards. (Hollywood Rag)

Blind items revealed! Destinies foretold! (Evil Beet)

Octomom Nadya Suleman tells the paps she has never heard of Mitt Romney. I’m so glad she has fourteen children. (Huffington Post)

Butt it’s Thursday! See what they did there? (COED Magazine)