Katy Perry talks about her “nasty lady garden.” (Holy Moly)

Britney Spears’ nipples must be magnetic, because they’re pointing due south. (Hollywood Rag)

Ooh, Taylor Momsen is smoking cigarettes, and she’s only 16! What a rebel! (The Blemish)

Ha ha — Jessica Simpson’s mom yells at her for FARTING during a business meeting! (Celebitchy)

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes in St. Barts — but this time, with extra booty! (Moe Jackson)

And even more of Doutzen, this time in a sexy string bikini. (The Superficial)

Does Hayden Panettiere’s carpet match the drapes? (UseMyComputer)

A tasteful homage to Olivia Munn. Just kidding, it’s a bunch of almost-nekkid pics. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

I’m sure Kate Hudson isn’t as drunk as she looks. (Socialite Life)

John Mayer has chronic diarrhea of the mouth. Somebody give him a buttplug, please. (Litely Salted)

American Idol drama: Katy Perry vs Kara Dioguardi! (Celebrity Odor)

The beautiful Kelly Brook and her E cups in a wedding-night corset. (Derek Hail)

Is Taylor Swift really… a lesbian? (CelebJihad)

Hilary Duff has finally decided to drop those extra fifteen pounds she’s been carrying on her hips for the last six months. (The Grumpiest)

Mariah Carey likes watching porn! (Tasteful Celebs)