LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!! continues to move along swimmingly. (WWTDD)

A lot of petty people have a lot of petty things to say about Gabby Sidibe, but she’s actually totally awesome and I love her for many reasons, some of which The Fug Girls enumerate here. (GoFugYourself)

Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish broke up, and I’m pretty sure the whole world couldn’t possibly care less. (LitelySalted)

Hayden Panettiere got breast implants, but bigger chesticles don’t make her any less creepy or annoying. (CelebSlam)

Coming soon: Shit Shat Told Me. (AgentBedhead)

Bar Refaeli and her ass are in Mexico. (IDLYITW)

Kate Moss is like a walking fountain of youth. (HollywoodRag)

The bad judgment, sketchy costumes and blackface of the Winter Olympics. (Celebitchy)

Andrew Koenig (Boner from “Growing Pains”) is missing. (SOMG)

Jessica Simpson’s gay boyfriend feels her up at her dad’s birthday party. (TheBlemish)

Rihanna gets a lapdance from Bridget the Midget. (CelebNewsWire)

50 celebrity makeovers: vote fab or fail. (FabLife)

Paris Hilton is Davy Jones’ locker. (TheSuperficial)

Jennifer Lopez got dumped by her record label. (DListed)