Hilarious Gathering of the Juggalos instagram pics. (COED Magazine)

Christina Aguilera has the radiant complexion of a Betsy Wetsy doll and purple extensions of a stripper named Tyreeba. (Huffington Post)

Kate Middleton’s stripper cousin Katrina Darling poses in Playboy! (Hollywood PQ)

How’s this for some gay drama — Anderson Cooper was on a yacht with his boyfriend when those cheating photos came out. You know there was a face slapped and a drink thrown on that boat that day. (Celebitchy)

Samara Weaving had a bikini malfunction! Who’s Samara Weaving? I think we both know it really doesn’t matter. (G Celeb)

That high school skank who got her skanky-ass senior portrait banned from the yearbook for showing too much skin was arrested last night, along with her equally skanky-ass mother. (Jezebel)

Ten pics of God being a total badass. High five Jesus! (Ned Hardy)

Run the gamut of every kind of Hooters girl that has ever been or ever will be. (Caveman Circus)

Kris Jenner is not dead, as evidenced by this picture of Kim Kardashian’s huge ass in a one-piece. (Hollywood Rag)

More Marica Pellegrinelli bikini pics, but this time with extra booty. (Moe Jackson)

Robert Pattinson must have bought his suit at the black Baptist preacher suit store. (INF Daily)

Ha ha — Scotty McCreery falls off stage during a concert with Brad Paisley! Bet it still didn’t hurt as much as falling off the face of the earth after season 10 of American Idol ended. (Bitten & Bound)

Twitter is NOT afraid to stand up to Satan’s vagina. Standing up to Satan’s anus, well, that’s another story. (Pajiba)