Eva Mendes looks amazingly sexy as redhead Holly Motors. (Moe Jackson)

Emma Frain is topless! Yeah, I didn’t know who Emma Frain was, either, but boobs need no introduction. (G Celeb)

If this doesn’t make you laugh, you are a soulless shell of a human being and everybody hates you. (Caveman Circus)

Natalie Gauvreau takes the best Twitter pics. (COED Magazine)

Principal caught videotaping elementary school boys while they went to the bathroom. Stuff like this is why I believe in neutering and genital filleting. (The Stir)

Kate Gosselin totally wasted her kids’ hard-earned money on plastic surgery for her busted-ass face. (Evil Beet)

Seventeen sexy photos of the WMMA’s hottest prospect, Ronda Rousey. (Cage Potato)

In honor of family and the holidays, the 31 Best Worst Parenting Fails of All Time. (Ned Hardy)

Madalina Ghnea looks just like Angelina Jolie, which might explain why she’s currently banging Leonardo DiCaprio. (Hollywood Rag)

AnnaLynne McCord’s upskirt is hairy and uninviting. Much like expressing the anal glands of a Sasquatch. (Celeb Jihad)

Kitten wrestling FTMFW! (INF Daily)

Betty White is getting her own TV special in honor of her 90th birthday. God, I love me some Betty White. (Celebs)

Curiosity pissed off the cat! (Seriously? OMG)

J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff win this season’s Dancing with the Stars, while Ricki Lake comes in third. (Bitten & Bound)

JLo busted using a body double in her new crappy Fiat commercial. In the immortal words of Nelson Munz, “ha ha!”! (Gawker)