In honor of Lost, the Five Television Finales That Nearly Ruined The Series. (Pajiba)

Gwyneth Paltrow answers the age-old question, “What happens when hair helmet meets the mullet?” (CityRag)

The real girls of Hooters… are real disappointing. (UseMyComputer)

NHL’s Sean Avery caught with trannies! (The Dirty)

John Travolta’s wife will harvest not one, but TWO Xenulings in the fall! (CelebNewsWire)

Katy Perry gives “thigh-high” the finger and splits her dress all the way to the crotch. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hulk Hogan is suing Cocoa Pebbles cereal manufacturers. I swear I’m not making this up. “BARNEY! MY COPYRIGHTED APPROPRIATED IMAGE!” (Hollywood Rag)

Sarah Jessica Parker calls Matthew Broderick “average.” (Socialite Life)

Is Taylor Swift drunk in this new video? (CelebJihad)

Joe Jonas is such a massive pussy that he had his dad break up with Demi Lovato for him. (Gabby Babble)

Bret Michaels’ triumphart return to television. No, that’s not a typo. (Celebrity Smack)

Ten videos of people stupider than you. (Caveman Circus)

The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out, and you can download it for free here. (The Blemish)

Even Jessica Simpson’s armpits are fucking fat at this point. (CelebSlam)

Jesse James’ stepmom rebuffs his claims that he was beaten by his father. (The Superficial)