Video of Prince Harry awkwardly grinding and dancing to Bob Marley as only a redheaded Brit can. (Hollywood Backwash)

Sandra Valencia and Milla Jovovich. Enough said. (COED Magazine)

For all you dorks who still secretly like playing Mario Kart. (Caveman Circus)

Alexander McQueen fashion shows always pwn everyone else’s at Fashion Week. (Moe Jackson)

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are reportedly “texting” each other, which invariably leads to “sexting,” which means one of you computer geeks will need to hack into her phone and post all the topless pics she sends him online. (Hollywood Rag)

Nice bald spot, Kim Kardashian! (popbytes)

Is Jennifer Aniston ignoring Courteney Cox again now that she has a boyfriend? It seems this stuff matters to some people. (Celebitchy)

LeAnn Rimes should never, ever, EVER, never wear skinny jeans again. Ev-er. (Evil Beet)

Nineties Victoria’s Secret model Stephanie Seymour shows us her boobs! (G Celeb)

Katie Price is like the brunette version of Courtney Stodden. With a British accent. (The Grumpiest)

Because who doesn’t wanna sleep in a giant bird’s nest? Birds of a feather, flock together! (Ned Hardy)

The secret spooky tour of his super-gay apartment that Anderson Cooper doesn’t want you to see… probably because the Laurent Salon Bench he ordered from Restoration Hardware is still on back order and the reading sanctuary just doesn’t work without it. (Gawker)

Sloths are taking over the internet… and the world! (Jezebel)