Katy Perry and her rack in Australian Cosmo, the magazine for girls who like to go down down under. (G Celeb)

17 reasons why Pippa Middleton is better than you. It’s certainly not the name “Pippa.” (College Candy)

Because nothing goes with blue eyes and black hair like a magnificent rack x 60. (COED Magazine)

The WORST LeAnn Rimes has ever looked. You can see every fucking bone in her body. It’s like she’s undead Captain Barbossa in the moonlight. Sans the beard, of course. (Evil Beet)

If the essence of Bucky Larson could be bottled, the perfume would be called, “You’re a Fucking Idiot for Buying This.” (Pajiba)

Paris Hilton without makeup is like a burn victim without skin grafts. (Hollywood Rag)

Tareq Salahi claims his wife Michaele has been kidnapped. No, seriously. (Anything Hollywood)

Kim Kardashian stocks up on the latest in toddler-bags. (The Frisky)

This video of Tyra Banks will make you feel like you’re high on Groundhog Day. (Jezebel)

Dakota Fanning did NOT cut off all her hair. Her face is suspiciously shiny, though. Could be overproductive sebaceous glands, or it could be dermal fillers and Botox. I’m gonna go ahead and start that rumor rolling. (Seriously? OMG)

Amber Heard will hurt you. Hopefully in the same manner in which she’s hurting her own boobs. (CityRag)

Madonna orders volunteers at the Venice Film Festival to turn and face the wall when she enters the room. Eye contact is what sea hags fear most. (Gone Hollywood)

Gerard Butler and Chris Cornell at the NYC screening of “Machine Gun Preacher,” if an awkward threesome has always been your idea of a good time. (Celebs)

Only LeAnn Rimes could make the Herve Leger bandage dress look baggy. (Celebitchy)

26 sweet-ass pictures of Gisele Bundchen’s sweet, sweet ass. No, it’s not redundant. Look for yourself. (Busted Coverage)

Aria Giovanni has some serious cleavage going on . (Caveman Circus)