Find out for sure if you’re man enough in the bedroom. (Caveman Circus)

Blake Lively puts the skinny in skinny jeans. (Moe Jackson)

Mary J. Blige is now singing about crispy chicken sandwiches for Burger King. They’re probably saving the Triple Cheese Baconator Burger jingle for Missy Elliot. (Hollywood Rag)

Attention Beyonce: those pants hate you almost as much as I do. (INF Daily)

Here’s something unexpected: Ashton Kutcher was a huge douchebag at the ACM Awards. I was just kidding about the unexpected part. See, there isn’t a font for sarcasm. (Celebitchy)

“Baby applauds pole-dancer.” Welcome to the New Babylon, my friends. (City Rag)

Joanna Krupa shows off her breast implants in a tiny swimsuit. (The Grumpiest)

Video: how kids react when their parents try to feed them like Alicia Silverstone fed her son. Hell AND no. (Seriously? OMG)

I didn’t even know there was a Transgender Miss Universe. I’ll be damned. (Bitten & Bound)

Whoever edited the Whitney Houston footage to make her appear not completely fucked up on blow in the “Sparkle” trailer deserves some kind of Oscar nod. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Lopez’ body double is a man. And I’m not being facetious — a real honest to goodness man. (Celeb Jihad)

I wouldn’t kick Cheryl Cole out of bed for eating crackers. I would, however, kick her out of bed for wearing those pants in public. Have some dignity, woman! (Celeb Slam)

Jennifer Lopez blindfolded with her new shirtless boytoy isn’t nearly as fascinating as she seems to think it is. (The Blemish)