Taylor Swift caught on video shaking her butt! (Celeb Jihad)
Everybody hates Bristol Palin’s new reality show. I mean HATES. (Celebitchy)
Vintage pics of Jessica Alba in a bikini, because they’re timeless. (Use My Computer)
Slammin’ hot girls on skateboards, if you’re into that sorta thing. (COED Magazine)
Rihanna says her lyrics are so deep and moving that they moved people to tears. I’m sure “cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake” and “boy is you big enough” touched you in a very personal way, too. (Awesome Galore)
Dance Moms sinks to a whole new level with the Helen Keller interpretive dance. (Jezebel)
Kelly Brook + spandex + jogging = YES. I always was good at math. (Moe Jackson)
Halle Berry is ordered to start paying child support. How B.A.P.S. of her. (Hollywood Rag)
A behind-the-scenes look at Kate Upton’s GQ photoshoot. There were no behind-the-pants looks. I checked. (Socialite Life)
Rebecca Romijn au naturel is still unbelievably beautiful. Fuck you, Rebecca Romijn. (Seriously? OMG)
This is for all my fellow Zelda fans. I had them play the Song of Storms at my third wedding. (Caveman Circus)
It’s finally here — the full Breaking Dawn Part 2 trailer! Okay, so I faked that exclamation point. Wouldn’t be the first time. (Evil Beet)
Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles announces she’s pregnant. (Bitten & Bound)
A man diagnosed with terminal cancer blows his whole life savings fulfilling his bucket list… then learns he doesn’t have terminal cancer. D’oh! (The Stir)
