Paris Hilton finally does something right — she bullies Lindsay Lohan. (CelebSlam)

That hot chick on Community totally did it with a tree. Slut. (The Blemish)

Taylor Swift can’t seem to find a new hairstyle. (UseMyComputer)

Jessica Simpson’s tits are falling out. Time to invest in a Cross Your Heart, darlin’. (Hollywood Rag)

Emma Watson looks gorgeous in Vanity Fair. (Socialite Life)

Lady Gaga on American Idol. Try not to choke on your own vomit. (Holy Moly!)

Leighton Meester doggystyle bikini pics. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds hot. (The Grumpiest)

Lela Star is the perfect woman. Unless you’re a white supremacist. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Kendra Wilkinson was trying to release this same “shocking” and “humiliating” sex tape herself a year ago. (Bricks and Stones)

A gallery of mugshot awesomeness, so you can feel better about yourself. (Caveman Circus)

Marissa Miller in a teeny-weeny denim skirt. (Busted Coverage)

Un belieberly gay Justin Bieber fan “art.” (COED Magazine)

Avril Lavigne boob flash! (Glamzilla)