Rihanna hits Drake’s show in Ray Bans, fuck-me boots and a firecrotch tee. Now that’s dressing for success. (Moe Jackson)

“90210′s” unfortunately-monikered Shenae Grimes in a spread for Nylon magazine. (Caveman Circus)

Expectation vs reality in 21 pictures. It’s the visual equivalent of a slap in the face. Get over yourself already! (G Celeb)

Kendra Wilkinson waited till all the paparazzi had time to set up their tripods and then poured a bottle of water all over her tits. (Evil Beet)

Alicia Silverstone chews up her son’s food and spits it in his mouth: the disturbing-on-so-many-levels video. I don’t get what baby birds see in it. (Bitten & Bound)

January Jones isn’t into witchcraft — she just eats placenta is all. (INF Daily)

Imogen Thomas is Little Miss Nasty. I guess that’s still better than Little Miss Who The Hell Is Imogen Thomas. It’s catchier. (The Grumpiest)

If Jessica Simpson were any more pregnant, she’s be incapable of walking upright. (Hollywood Rag)

28 Demotivational Viagra Day posters, because talking about boners is always a good time. (COED Magazine)