The luscious Chiara Moreira in a bikini for Sports Illustrated. (G Celeb)

Justin Bieber wears pink panties: the irrefutable proof. (Celeb Slam)

Leighton Meester does the Juliette Lewis bangs, and I hate them. Almost as much as I hate Juliette Lewis. (The Blemish)

The ultra-depressing reality of Nickelodeon’s “The Rugrats: Exposed.” I always knew that Angela was gonna grow up to be a huge cartoon slut. (Caveman Circus)

Amy Winehouse’s latest single from her new album set to be released next month: the touching tribute video. (popbytes)

I can personally guarantee you will meet each one of these ten people over the Thanksgiving break. (College Candy)

And speaking of Thanksgiving, a bunch of pics of pretty ethnic girls playing sexy Indian squaw for the camera. (COED Magazine)

Lindsay Lohan does the Sunday morning walk of shame in the same clothes she wore Saturday night, take 4,892. (INF Daily)

Audrina Patridge believes your boobs can never be too misshapen or your skin too burnt umber. (The Grumpiest)

JLo passed on a bra at the AMAs, which was clearly a sad, saggy mistake. (Hollywood Rag)

Jenny McCarthy must have had The Cure do her makeup for last night’s American Music Awards. (Celebitchy)

Robin Gibbs is battling liver cancer. I guess a “Stayin’ Alive” joke would be in poor taste here. (Bitten & Bound)

“Bridesmaids” Kristen Wiig honored as GQ’s Bro of the Year. Now there’s an award she’ll hold it high esteem for the rest of her life. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t love Pitbull… she just loves his doggystyle. Just watch the performance and you’ll see what I mean. (Amy Grindhouse)

All the good, bad and ugly at the AMAs, because making fun of ugly dresses edifies me in a way that sex never could. (Jezebel)

Salma Hayek’s boobs can usually salvage most outfits, but not that hideous satin ruffled dress. (Moe Jackson)