Kim Kardashian flaunts a wardrobe malfunction on Jimmy Kimmel. (Bitten & Bound)

The first REAL pics of post-baby Jessica Simpson and her new mom haircut! Mom jeans and applique vest sold separately. (Evil Beet)

The CMT Awards were last night, and you can see Kelli Pickler’s take on country black tie: more tits! (Moe Jackson)

Keeley Hazell’s triumphant return to underboob-age! (Hollywood Tuna)

Proof positive that aliens have a taste for delicious baby flesh. Which is why I baste my baby in a mixture of cayenne pepper and honey three times a day. (COED Magazine)

Ryan Gosling brought Eva Mendes to his mom’s college graduation, so it must be serious! (Celebitchy)

Leighton Meester adorable as always for Lucky magazine. (Hollywood PQ)

Ilary Blasis in a bikini, because her name’s Ilary and she’s licensed to ill. (The Grumpiest)

Because men will jerk off to just about anything, they’re now secretly videotaping their co-workers pumping breast milk for fap sessions. I’m not making this up. (Jezebel)

Miley Cyrus’ engagement ring is in the shape of a heart. Of course it is, because they don’t sell dream catcher-shaped solitaires. (INF Daily)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage is alright, but the pink prom dress she’s got going on is just plain awful. (popoholic)

I have never thought The Situation’s six-pack looked right, and this picture confirms it. Gross. (Socialite Life)