Teen girls just aren’t slutting it up like they used to. (Jezebel)

Robert Downey, Jr. shows off pictures of his new baby boy, Exton(?!)(Celebuzz)

Tanning Mom tells her detractors that they’re just jealous, fat and ugly. Uh huh. (Celebitchy)

Kim Kardashian wants her very own sitcom! I assume this means she’s literally going to sit on someone. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Is Miley Cyrus becoming a dog hoarder like Paris Hilton? (Allie is Wired)

Paris Hilton is like a low-budget Kim Kardashian with her wonky eye and pink fur. (INF Daily)

Polish model Monika Pietrasinska looks an awful lot like Kim K. (Celebslam)

“Candice Swanepoel in a thong bikini” is all you need to know. (Moe Jackson)

For all the gamers out there, this post is for you! (Caveman Circus)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s quest for a happy ending no longer involves marriage. And that’s not by choice, mind you. (The Superficial)