How does a stripper change a tire? Like this! (The Dirty)
Christina Aguilera boots a guy who dared to cough during her interview: the video. (Allie is Wired)
Paris Hilton went to Rehab in a bikini yesterday. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? (CelebSlam)
Snooki reveals her sure-fire dieting tips! (The Blemish)
The Situation wants to show you his wiener, and I would like to oblige him. (Hollywood Rag)
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil will honeymoon in Cuba, or wherever a heroin-induced stupor happens to take them in their minds. (Holy Moly!)
Kim Kardashian says Kourtney weighs less than her now: the supposed proof. (Moe Jackson)
Heidi Montag’s mother calls her a psycho who needs professional help! Sounds just like my mom. (Celebitchy)
Justin Bieber’s concert canceled because ten girls pass out and others are trampled. See my Taylor Dane post for details. (Socialite Life)
Kristin Cavallari’s bikini comes with grabby-hands. Somebody stole my idea! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
The girls of The Apprentice in FHM. (UseMyComputer)
Adam Sandler finds himself in the middle of a two-chick sammich. (Seriously? OMG)
Guy Ritchie is dating a Russian lingerie model, and you’re not. (CityRag)
Seven of the drunkest people ever caught on video. And no, I’m not in it. (Caveman Circus)
That Reinhardt queer spent $2 million to get herpes and residual self-tanner. (Litely Salted)
The shameless plug of the day goes to our friends at RakeTracker. (Rakeback)
