Marisa Miller’s armpit, or an emergency backup vagina? You decide. (The Dirty)

Angelina and Johnny Depp take a boat ride in Venice — but Johnny’s smiling and you can’t see Angie’s head. I’ll let you do the math on that one. (Hollywood Rag)

All aboard the crazy train — Britney Spears has broken up with her sane and stabilizing boyfriend. (Celebitchy)

Anne Hathaway should never, ever, EVER go au naturel. The end. (UseMyComputer)

Candice Swanepoel does Esquire’s 50 Songs You Must Masturbate Listen to Before You Die. (Moe Jackson)

For my ass connoisseurs, meet Jamie Koeppe — fitness model and ass extraordinaire. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet the woman now accused of breaking up Kate Winslet’s marriage. (Holy Moly)

Michael Lohan must have a heart after all, because it attacked itself yesterday afternoon. (Socialite Life)

Rose McGowan is still alive. And still looking like she escaped a burn unit. (Derek Hail)

Nicole Sullivan looks like absolute shit now that she’s lost thirty pounds. It’s like an alien and a praying mantis were spliced together with a truck stop prostitute. (LitelySalted)

Ha ha — CSI’s Gary Dourdan got his ass beat by a girl! (TMZ)

If you’re a Twilight Zone fan, you’ll like this clip, even though it’s got Jude Law in it. (Celebrity Odor)

Shia LeBeouf on the cover of GQ. (Right Celebrity)

Fratboys strip for Ke$ha: the video. (OMG Blog)