King Sugar Daddy Arnaud Lagardère sports his new trophy girlfriend, who gives The Jolly Green Giant a run for his money in the height department. (Moe Jackson)

New BFF alert! Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson? Ewwwww. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart was in a Hagen-Daaz commercial dressed as a bumble bee. Excuse me while I go LMAO. (Bricks and Stones)

Poonam Pandey might want to change her name if she wants to make the jump from Bollywood to Hollywood. Unless, of course, she goes for porn, which in that case, carry on. (G Celeb)

Adam Levine finally responds to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s embarrassing declaration that she would give him massages and handjobs and such. (The Blemish)

Miley Cyrus goes shopping with her mom with her boobs falling out of her shirt, of course mom is unfazed. See exhibit: Noah Cyrus for reference. (Holy Moly!)

Who was the hottest guy at the sausage party that was “The Avengers” premiere? (Celebitchy)