Steve Carrell says that The Daily Show could be “cruel,” but not as cruel as “Evan Almighty.” (Huffington Post)

Vanessa Hudgens in a pair of mob girlfriend hot pants. Ginger would be proud. (Moe Jackson)

Twenty-five truths everyone should know by twenty-five. (Caveman Circus)

Victoria Beckham looks as greasy and pigfaced as ever on the cover of Glamour. (Hollywood PQ)

John Goodman does a gay-loving Colonel Sanders for Funny or Die. (Evil Beet)

Brad Pitt might be an abused husband. I told my husband he wasn’t the only one. (INF Daily)

Taylor Swift is in love with 18-year-old Conor Kennedy. And she’ll probably write a song about it. (Celebitchy)

Jodie Marsh and her freakishly tan body in a bikini on the beach. (Hollywood Rag)

It said right there on the Yankees official Facebook page that Derek Jeter had a sex change operation. And everybody knows that you can’t put it on the internet if it’s not true. (Barstool Sports)

Ten reasons Ryan Lochte is America’s sexiest douchebag. (Jezebel)

And speaking of sexy Olympic athletes, the hottest female fencers of the 2012 games. (COED Magazine)