Well, in Cher Lloyd’s defense, it’s not really a festival till someone’s been pelted with a bottle of urine. (Huffington Post)

This is the most clothes I’ve ever seen Jennifer Nicole Lee wearing, and she still looks like a complete whore. (Moe Jackson)

How many millions are Kate Moss‘ sad, shrivelly raisin tits worth these days? The answer will surprise and disgust you. But mostly disgust you. (Hollywood Rag)

If Jennifer Aniston’s fiance isn’t gay, I will eat my fucking hat. (Hollywood PQ)

The 2012 Do Something Awards were yesterday, but I wasn’t eligible, mostly because in 2012 I did nothing. (The Blemish)

Fun fact: there’s almost as much makeup on Kim Kardashian’s tits as there is on her face. Almost. (Celeb Slam)

Shia LeBeouf is doing real live porn. This would be so exciting if it were anyone other than Shia fucking LeBeouf. (Celebitchy)

A handy user’s guide to “legitimate rape,” for those of us who aren’t up on the current ins and outs of sexual assault according to old white men. (Jezebel)

Michelle Rodriguez looks like a sexy dominatrix in next month’s InStyle magazine. She even shaved her pits and everything! (G Celeb)

Maria Menounos in a bikini never, ever disappoints. That’s why I link to it in almost every single quickies. It’s a gimme. (The Grumpiest)

Lea Michele drops some serious cleavage, but ruins it with the thing she’s doing with her tongue. I hate that contrived sexy shit. (popoholic)

Because the season of hot chicks in bikinis with water guns is drawing to a close, get an ogle in one last time. (Caveman Circus)

29 sexy photos of Mila Kunis in honor of her 29th birthday. (COED Magazine)