Sophia Bush in a super short dress because it’s Friday! (Skinny vs Curvy)

Kim Kardashian says she’d like to trade lives with Jesus for a day, Jesus responds with “I’d rather be crucified again, you dumb bitch.” Oh, snap. Jesus is cold. (Amy Grindhouse)

Anne Hathaway is positively mossy on the red carpet. And I mean that literally. ((Evil Beet)

Alessandra Ambrosio in a sundress because I love you. (Moe Jackson)

It’s here — the inevitable Breaking Bad/Brokeback Mountain mashup you didn’t realize was coming! (COED Magazine)

George Lucas isn’t done shitting all over the Indiana Jones franchise. (Hollywood Rag)

John Malkovich, or Sigmund Freud? Only his stylist knows for sure! (Hollywood PQ)

Britney Spears’ fiance has escorts accompany him to his hotel room! (Celebitchy)

Holy hell, I barely even recognized Rashida Jones in these pics from Flaunt magazine. Flaunt is right. (Huffington Post)

Starting your Friday off with a hefty dose of awesome… (Caveman Circus)

Penis scientist Rush Limbaugh blames small penises on “feminazis.” Oh, wait — he’s not a penis scientist. He’s just a penis. My mistake. (Gawker)

Leper say she did not inhale, but she stil looks like she might have had sex with Bill Clinton. You know the type. (The Dirty)