Attention boys and girls: bikini season is in full effect. (Caveman Circus)

Warner Brothers pushes back the release date of Baz Luhrman’s The Great Gatsby, which does not does not bode well for the film. (Huffington Post)

The world’s fastest man has the last name “Bolt.” How awesome is that? He’s like a Justice League character or something. (Moe Jackson)

Elton John bitch-slaps Madonna with such queenly ferocity that I feel compelled to throw a drink in somebody’s face. (Celebitchty)

Is Brad Pitt turning into groomzilla? I feel I should apologize for using the term “groomzilla.” (Hollywood Rag)

Jessica Simpson claims she’s lost 35 pounds and posts the proof in this giant closeup of just her face. Well-played, Ms. Simpson. (Hollywood PQ)

The USC Song Girls sure put the “ho” in Tahoe. (Busted Coverage)

Gisele Bundchen is campaigning for women to have the right to do a home birth. I have a right to think “epidural.” (Evil Beet)

Claire Danes in British GQ. (G Celeb)

How’s this for D-listed: Stephanie Pratt’s boyfriend ran over a cop’s foot. Dumbass. (The Blemish)

Donnie Wahlberg and Jennifer Esposito have something to tell us. Unfortunately, nobody cares enough to listen. (Seriously? OMG)

Brad Pitt’s body double really does look exactly like him. (Bitten & Bound)

Neil Patrick Harris shows off his new babies in a vacation snapshot. (INF Daily)

Michael Phelps’ girlfriend is HOT. (COED Magazine)