Gwyneth Paltrow single-handedly ruined “The New Girl.” Most actresses would need two hands, but for her, it just comes naturally. (Celebitchy)

Jackie Chan announces that “Rush Hour 4″ and “Karate Kid 2″ are both in the works. (Hollywood Rag)

Daisy Fuentes still looks damn sexy in a swimsuit at forty-FIVE. That’s right, Daisy Fuentes is 45. Damn I feel old now. (Moe Jackson)

All the new foxy faces of the fall TV lineup, because you should be in the know. (COED Magazine)

Chris Brown is as bad a lipsynching as he is at anger management. (Jezebel)

Pete Doherty has the worst case of coke bloat I’ve ever seen in my life. Yikes. (The Blemish)

Marc Anthony’s new girlfriend is WAAAAY hotter than Jennifer Lopez. By three cups sizes, at least. (Celeb Slam)

The trailer proves it: “Bait 3D” is every bit as stupid as you thought it’d be. (popbytes)

Salma Hayek squashes her magnificent bosom into a corset-style dress and has Jack Sparrow do her eye makeup. (Popoholic)

The new James Bond movie has a trailer out now. This might matter to me if I’d seen either of the last two James Bond movies. (Evil Beet)

Erin McNaught gets McNaughty in Maxim. You know I couldn’t resist. (G Celeb)

Let Russell Peters teach you how to be a man. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Sad news: Bee Gees legend Robin Gibbs dies from cancer over the weekend. (INF Daily)

U-S-A! U-S-A! (Caveman Circus)