Yeah, but what do you think his penis looks like? (The Dirty)

Ryan Seacrest swears he’s bangin’ Julianne Hough. (CelebSlam)

Mel B says she has sex five times a day. Her husband probably keeps his testicles on ice. (The Blemish)

Katy Perry banned straight men from her “California Gurls” video shoot. I banned myself from ever watching it. (Allie is Wired)

Eminem says he supports gay marriage now! And he also loves wearing peignoirs and carrying a parasol while skipping merrily down a garden path. (Bricks and Stones)

Warren Beatty’s daughter is a man now. Chastity Bono sends his kind regards. (Celebrity Smack)

The 30 Most Overrated Guys in Hollywood. (College Candy)

Demi Lovato mounts up and gets wet. (Moe Jackson)

“Jonah Hex” is like you tried to make a movie out of the lyrics to Kid Rock song. If it were a horse, you’d have shot it. (Pajiba)

Why is Angelina Jolie taunting Ecuadorian orphans with plastic food? (Socialite Life)

Nicole Scherzinger blah blah blah wet blah blah blah boobs blah blah blah Maxim. (Celebrity Odor)

Kristen Stewart downblouse pics are almost as disappointing as your college GPA. (Celeb Jihad)