Here’s your daily dose of random: Giovanni Ribisi and model Agyness Deyn got married. (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian compares herself to the Virgin Mary. I must have missed the chapter where Virgin Mary made with a sex tape with one of the three wise man. (popbytes)

James Marsden knocked up a Brazilian model just months after divorcing his wife. (Celebitchy)

This is what Jim Carrey sees when he jerks off at night. (Moe Jackson)

Jennifer Lawrence has a severe case of white girl pancake ass. (G Celeb)

Who wants to watch 90 minutes of Katy Perry crying leaning forward so she doesn’t mess up her false eyelashes? (Evil Beet)

Wynonna Judd reveals why Naomi and Ashley didn’t attend her wedding. I’m assuming “because they didn’t care.” (Bitten & Bound)

The biggest pimple ever popped: the video. It was that or a preview of the Ocotomom porno. Believe me, it’s the less disgusting choice. (COED Magazine)

Miley Cyrus is incapable of girding her midsection. Her loins are fully covered, however. (The Blemish)

Side-by-side comparison of Kim Kardashian and Kate Upton in the same bikini. See if you can guess who wins! (Hollywood PQ)

Halle Berry is rockin’ a gigantic Macy Gray fro. (INF Daily)

Tara Reid looks even worse than before. She needs to steer clear of natural light. (Celeb Slam)

What a panda looks like when he wakes up next to his best friend’s panda wife. (Caveman Circus)