I sure hope that alligator around Kellan Lutz’ neck is dead. (Hollywood PQ)

In honor of its fifth and final season, eleven things “Breaking Bad” brought back in style! (COED Magazine)

Model Clara Alonso and her magnificent maracas in Vogue Espana. (G Celeb)

Target won’t sell Frank Ocean’s new album because they hate gay people. (Huffington Post)

You can see every one of Shari Vinson’s abdominal muscles, which sounds like a good thing but really isn’t. (The Grumpiest)

Is Kris Jenner cheating on Bruce Jenner? More importantly, is her personal dryness keeping her from being intimate? (Evil Beet)

Victoria’s Secret Karolina Kurkova shows her ass. And I mean that in the good show-your-ass kinda way. (Moe Jackson)

Penelope Cruz is playing host to a gestating fetus for the next nine months. (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in matching outfits, only his doesn’t have the peplum accent. (INF Daily)

Tom Cruise threatens to sue the National Enquirer over their “Tom is a Monster!” cover. (Celebitchy)

Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell share a man in the most obscene way possible. (Celeb Jihad)

The ten films that are gonna dominate the Oscar conversation this year. Surprise, Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection and That’s My Boy didn’t make the cut. (Pajiba)

Haylie Duff’s dog gave her a black eye. Then her cat dropped an elbow on her kidney and the whole thing was over. (Seriously? OMG)