Shauna Sand goes to the beach in a bikini, and a little part of me just died. (CelebSlam)

Super sexy Angelina pics, before she turned into Skeletor. (UseMyComputer)

And speaking of Skeletor Angelina, guess which Disney villianess she’s in talks to play? It might surprise you! (Hollywood Rag)

Beyonce might be pregnant! For real this time! (The Blemish)

Erin McNaught’s McNaughty lingerie pictures. (The Grumpiest)

Cameron Diaz as Daisy Duke will make your Boss Hogg stand at attention. (Socialite Life)

However, Miley Cyrus’ attempt at the Daisy Duke fails miserably. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Katy Perry mounts an elephant. No, this isn’t the opening line of a crappy joke. (Holy Moly!)

Demi Moore starts a twitter fight with Kim Kardashian. The vacuum created by those two morons might defy all known laws of physics. (Celebitchy)

Justin Bieber looks like he’s being force-fed a bug when Katy Perry kisses him. (Litely Salted)

Sandra Bullock camel toe. It’s nice to see something positive about her for a change. (Glamzilla)

Will Smith’s daughter’s shoes lace all the way up to her hips. Sure makes the case for velcro and child-beating.. (Moe Jackson)

The long overdue apology for Battlefield Earth. (Dlisted)

Chloe Sevigny just bites the hand that feeds her, and then takes a dump in said hand to make sure she made her point. (CelebNewsWire)

Jen from “The Hills” is going to med school?! Not making this up. (The Dirty)