Proving once again that redneck blood will out, 17-year-old Miley Cyrus got a brand new titty tattoo. (LitelySalted)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took Maddox to the premiere of Invictus, and apparently they’ve fired their stylist and are now dressing themselves in the dark with the aid of a broken roulette wheel. (GoFugYourself)

Speaking of Brangelina, some deranged sculptor named Daniel Edwards carved a statue of them nude and in flagrante delicto.  The statue, titled “Brangelina Forever”, is embedded with crushed glass bearing their DNA (oh just wait, it gets better) and is mounted in the ceiling of the master bedroom in a custom-built mansion named “The Brangelina”.  I don’t even know what to say about that. (IDLYITW)

Tom Cruise renews his lease on Katie Holmes’ uterus for $75 million. (CelebNewsWire)

Paris Hilton is limping her way to obscurity, and she’s doing it dressed as a HO-HO-WHORE. (AgentBedhead)

The many adorable faces of Robert Downey, Jr. (SOMG)

Hulk Hogan is engaged to that orange whore who looks exactly like his daughter. (PopCrunch)

Jessica Alba is going to shank Lindsay Lohan. (Celebitchy)

Underage Hayden Panettiere carts around a case of beer. (WWTDD)

Kim Kardashian says she’s 109 lbs. now after doing all that speed. (TheBlemish)

Rihanna continues her transformation into a lamer, more orange version of Grace Jones. (ICYDK)