Pussy Riot is real, and they’re protesting! (Huffington Post)

Nicole Richie goes for disco mermaid in next month’s Glamour. (G Celeb)

Irinia Shayk can do no wrong. She is absolute perfection. Plus I’m pretty sure part of her dress is see-through. (Moe Jackson)

Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica get hot for the new Super Mario Bros 2! Maybe I should tell them I once had a subscription to Nintendo Power. (Hollywood Rag)

Jodie Foster pens an essay defending Kristen Stewart. And here I mean “essay” in the “fan fiction” sense of the word. (Celebitchy)

Harley Davidson party pictures are always a win. Plus they make great wallpapers! (City Rag)

Jimmy Kimmel is getting married to this woman you’ve never seen or heard of before, so their marriage will probably last a good three or four years at least. (Hollywood PQ)

High school teacher filmed having sex with FOUR of her male students. Why didn’t I go to high school in Texas?! (Gawker)

Watch the very second some guy blows out his knee… over and over again. (Caveman Circus)

Cats just don’t give a fuck: the irrefutable proof. (The Chive)

Hayden Panettiere does a tasteful nude photo. Tasteful, tasty — same difference. (Celeb Jihad)

Formerly brunette Jenna Dewan goes blond, and I hate it almost as much as I hated Katherine McPhee blond. (Skinny vs Curvy)

Shia LeBeouf claims that studios pay you to let them give you a prostate exam! Where do I sign up? (The Blemish)

Nivea drops Rihanna as a spokesmodel for being too much of a slut. (Celeb Slam)

Jennifer Lawrence will make your humpday so much more humptastic. (Popoholic)