Pretty Little Liars’ Lucy Hale owns up to an eating disorder. Shocking, I know. (Huffington Post)

Jake Gyllenhaal looks like Paul Bunyan’s gay brother on the cover of Details. (Hollywood PQ)

Joanna Krupa slips a nip on a bikini photo shoot with her sister. (Moe Jackson)

Brigitte Nielsen is doing great, as evidenced by these pics of her drinking vodka straight from the bottle and rolling around on the ground. (Hollywood Rag)

Let the guilt-fueled overindulgence begin: Tom Cruise arranges for Suri to spend the night in Cinderella’s castle in Disneyland. (Celebitchy)

Sofia Vergara in a bra and a prosthetic pregnant belly. I’m not sure how to feel right now. (Celeb Slam)

The most egregious Victoria’s Secret photoshop fail I have ever seen. (Photoshop Disasters)

Whereas THIS is the kind of quality photoshop that I can rightly endorse: Olympic divers superimposed on toilets mid-somersault! (Caveman Circus)

Kanye West is a true romantic. You can’t see it, but I’m rolling my eyes right now. (Evil Beet)

Robert Pattinson is all set to tell Good Morning America that he doesn’t want to talk about his split from Kristen Stewart in an interview on August 15th. (Bitten & Bound)

Surely this isn’t the real Vanessa Hudgens sprawled out on the bed. (Celeb Jihad)

Solange Knowles is the new face of Madewell. God love her, she just can’t break out of the D-list. (Styleblazer)

All the thighlights from the Olympic games, with plenty of rippling quads and hams of both sexes. (Jezebel)