Breaking Dawn, the finale in the Twilight Clusterfuck Saga, is set to begin filming soon, and it should be a hilarious disaster of epic proportion. (Pajiba)
Simon Cowell and his bitchtits are ditching “American Idol” to bring the Yanks some “X-Factor.” (LitelySalted)
Victoria Beckham crushes my spirit by saying stuff that makes her sound rational. Why must you hurt me this way, Posh? You know I like you best when you’re batshit insane. (HollywoodRag)
There are rumours swirling that John Mayer may have conspired to get Taylor & Taylor Time canceled. (ASL)
Mila Kunis was looking pretty scrawny at the premiere of The Book of Eli. (Celebitchy)
Heidi Klum is featured in the new Dannon Light & Fit ad campaign. (PopCrunch)
Amanda Seyfried is nude in the Chloe trailer. (CelebNewsWire)
Kylie Bisutti bikini pictures. (TheGrumpiest)
Hugh Jackman looked a little orange at the People’s Choice Awards. (GoFugYourself)
Zoe Saldana is Avon’s latest lady, becoming the face of their “Eternal Magic” fragrance. (JustJared)
Alexander Skarsgard eats lunch. (PopSugar)
Christina Aguilera in the February 2010 issue of Marie Claire. (Bumpshack)
Tom Cruise tools around on his midlife crisis bike. (Celebslam)
Mark Wahlberg’s wife Rhea Durham gave birth to their fourth child, a girl named Margaret Grace. (DListed)
Courtney Love got some new tattoos. (Allie)
Olivia Wilde topless pictures need more toplessness. (Egotastic)
Apropos of absolutely nothing, here’s a delightfully insane mash-up of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” and the theme song from “The Andy Griffith Show” (H/T to Stacey from Pajiba):
