Carmen Electra was SO much better as a brunette. (UseMyComputer)

Has Kourtney Kardashian been tweaking her face, too? (Hollywood Rag)

One for your WTF files: Chelsea Handler photographed on a date with 50 Cent. (CelebNewsWire)

If you like overwrought music and bad special effects, “Let Me In” is the movie for you. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry in a sexy bustier for Wetten Daas. (Celebrity Odor)

Alessandra Ambrosio is too sexy for words… so I’ll just make the following Homer Simpson noise: rrrghlllrhghmm. (The Grumpiest)

Keira Knightley cuts off all her hair into a Posh bob. (Celebitchy)

Coco shows off her ass implants in some butt floss on the beach. (CelebSlam)

Michael Bolton is coming back to Dancing with the Stars… to fight Bruno? Or maybe sing. Either way, I won’t be watching. (CelebDirtyLaundry)

And speaking of DWTS, Marget Cho’s moving tribute to gays. I know I moved my bowels twice after I watched it. (omg blog)

This ho-lee-shit moment brought to you by hydroplaning. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Does every whore in Arizona wanna be Kim Kardashian? (The Dirty)

Olivia Munn shows off her rack at the Comedy Central Night of Too Many Stars. (Moe Jackson)

Amy Winehouse launches a secret anorexic clothing line! (Holy Moly!)

Bruce Willis shows his meat on live TV. (Socialite LIfe)

Cassie in a bikini in Miami. (The Blemish)

Halle Berry in silver leather pants. Wait, can you wear metallic animal skins after Labor Day? (popoholic)

See how Mariah Carey gets photoshopped in Saudi Arabia. (Jezebel)