Katy Perry’s two most interesting assets get wet in a bikini. (G Celeb)

Matthew McConaughey and longtime girlfriend Camila Alves got engaged yesterday. (Bumpshack)

Crystal Harris kept the ring and the Bentley, and now she wants the dog, too. (Allie is Wired)

Zoe Kravitz seriously downgraded when she went from Michael Fassbender to Penn Badgley. I mean, seriously, WTF? (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan is doing her darndest to improve her image by partying and demanding no one take her picture. Yeah, let me know how that works out for ya. (Popbytes)

The magic of Photoshop is once again revealed with comparisons of Jennifer Ellison’s glossy magazine spreads and what she really looks like in real life. Not that it really matters to the guys. (Hollywood Rag)

We don’t know who Claudia Galanti is, but she’s bent over in a bikini, and dammit, that’s good enough for me. (The Blemish)

Demi Lovato goes to war with The Disney Channel over a line in one of their shows that makes light of eating disorders. Fat girls can be so touchy. (Evil Beet)

2011′s pictures of the year will have you laughing off some of those holiday calories in no time. (Caveman Circus)

Victoria Justice: from “jailbait” to “barely legal”. (Moe Jackson)

2011′s funniest internet memes. (COED)

Mark Walhberg omits love scene from movie to keep his wife happy. Okay, hot AND sensitive? That’s just not fair. (Celebs.com)