American Apparel gets an ad banned for being offensive and exploitative. (Holy Moly!)

Tori Spelling is shocked to be with foal 5 months after having her last baby, and has apparently never heard of condoms. Dumbass. (Bricks and Stones)

Canadian “Teen sensation” Carly Rae Jepsen’s outfit has me hankering for some Baskin Robbin’s ice cream. (Moe Jackson)

Lamar Odom and the Dallas Mavericks part ways. I don’t know how, but I just know it’s Khloe’s fault. (Bitten and Bound)

Zac Efron sticks his hands down his pants to check and see if his vagina is still intact. (INF Daily)

Never seen a royal upskirt before? Well then check out Princess Kate’s royal knickers. (Celeb Jihad)

Sean Penn pumps gas with a cigarette in his mouth, unfortunately does not blow up. (Celebitchy)

Bobbi Kristina wants to play Whitney Houston in that biopic. Um, no. (Evil Beet)