Pixie Geldof goes topless in Ibiza, which would be exciting if she were even remotely attractive. She’s not. (INF Daily)

Sherman Hemsley passes away today at the age of 74. (Huffington Post)

Avril Lavigne is so anti-establishment! You can tell from her counterculture haircut and her not-at-all contrived bisexuality! (Hollywood PQ)

Cristina Pedroche gets wet in Spanish FHM. (G Celeb)

Another update on the Jackson family craziness. (Evil Beet)

Emma Watson’s hairy upskirt pics. I’m sorry you had to read that. (Moe Jackson)

Christian Bale visits the victims of the Dark Knight massacre in Colorado. (Showbiz Fix)

Five Ernest Hemingway quotes that will inspire your love life. Never mind that he was a drunken misogynist with mommy issues who ultimately killed himself. (Caveman Circus)

44 of the sexiest Australian athletes of this year’s Olympics. (COED Magazine)

Jesse Metcalfe’s tits are bigger than mine by a good two cup sizes. His plastic surgeon did him a real disservice. (The Blemish)

A brief history of your period and why you don’t have to have it. (Jezebel)

Casper Smart visits an adult toy store in the hopes of making sex with Jennifer Lopez less boring. (Celeb Slam)

Sofia Vergara is the highest paid actress on television. (Hollywood Rag)