Looks like somebody finally punched Pete Wentz in the face. (LitelySalted)

That pregnant Kardashian isn’t pregnant anymore.  Here are some pictures of her womb fruit, if you’re into that sort of thing. (PopEater)

Katie Holmes wants to get a Tom Cruise tattoo. (CelebNewsWire)

Oh look, it’s Kristen Stewart as a blonde. (AB)

This makes me so sad.  Zelda Rubenstein is dying! (PopCrunch)

Michael Lohan kicked his ex in her vagina.  He’s all class, that one. (WWTDD)

Adam Lambert is going Single White Female all over that kid from Tokio Hotel. (Allie)

Megan Fox was voted “Worst Actress of 2009″.  Awww, it’s nice that she won something. (Celebitchy)

Scarlett Johansson is still boringly pretentious, even about her New Year’s plans. (ICYDK)

There’s a new werewolf in town on True Blood. (ASL)

Miranda Kerr may or may not be a real woman, apparently. (IDLYITW)