Rachel Weisz has lost a shitload of weight, so she’s probably bulimic or addicted to coke. (Hollywood Rag)

The first pics of Naomi Watts as Princess Diana. (Celebitchy)

Beyonce has some serious cellulite on her thighs, but shows them off anyway. I guess that’s supposed to be empowering for fat people or something. (Skinny vs Curvy)

See if you can guess which one’s Katy Perry and which one’s the tranny. (G Celeb)

And legend has it, boys and girls, that not a single fuck was given that day! (Cavmean Circus)

Emmy Rossum spread eagle in a bikini, and all the rest of the best celebrity Twitpics for June. (Celeb Slam)

Victoria Silvstedt seems to be experiencing an allergic reaction to anal lube. (The Blemish)

Sarah Hyland as a zombie with cataracts. (Seriously? OMG)

The surreal art of Sarolta Ban, if you have a joint and ten minutes to spare. (Ned Hardy)

The new Total Recall trailer is out, and did I mention it stars Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale? (Moe Jackson)

Only AIDS is gayer than Wyclef Jean’s pink newsboy cap. (Hollywood PQ)

Alec Baldwin got married, and they’ve got the morning-after photos! And hopefully the morning-after pill. (Bitten & Bound)

Jennifer Lawrence is dating… John Mayer. She must have a taste for Summer’s Eve. (Evil Beet)