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Quickies: Nobody Likes You, Everybody Hates You, Might As Well Go Eat Worms

Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"

Al Roker hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and he interviewed them on “The Today Show” this morning and treated them like the raging ass pustules they are, and therefore Al Roker is a hero to all mankind. (Dlisted)

The trailer for The Time Traveler’s Wife. (Pajiba)

David Beckham wants a little girl. (Celebitchy)

That Twilight douche Robert Pattinson is filming some dumb emo movie called Remember Me. (ASL)

Megan Fox is single and showing it, also makes for fun version of Mad Libs. (CelebNewsWire)

Paris Hilton got played. (WIMB)

Lindsay Lohan’s Labor Pains isn’t even going straight to DVD — it’ll air on ABC Family in July. (Allie)

Speaking of La Lohan, Amanda Seyfried can’t stand her. (PopCrunch)

And in still more Lindsay Lohan news, she’s being investigated by police regarding £30,000 worth of jewelry which went “missing” from a magazine shoot she did. (HolyMoly)

“True Blood” is vampire porn. (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore was blissed out at Bonnaroo with Justin Long. (Scandalist)

Who knew Jennifer Aniston had a sense of humour? (TheBlemish)

Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming did a totally crazy photoshoot for W magazine. (EvilBeet)

Jimmy Kimmel is really hairy. (SOMG)

Oh sweet Jesus… brace yourselves, bitches.  Kate Gosselin has joined the upskirt brigade. (TaxiDriverMovie)

Fergie goes topless in Allure magazine. (HollywoodTuna)

Katie Holmes tapes a segment for “So You Think You Can Dance”.

Britney Spears went shopping in London, and not only did she wear knickers, but it kinda looks like maybe she even brushed her hair. (TheSuperficial)

Audrina Patridge is on “The Hills” which, in case you were somehow unaware, blows.  Audrina also has gargantuan breasts, which is the only reason anyone pays her any attention. (WWTDD)

Some preview stills from the upcoming horror comedy Zombieland. (AB)