Meet the new SNL lineup for the 2013 season! (Huffington Post)

Because sometimes all you need as a girl is a smile… (Caveman Circus)

Pamela Anderson single-handedly redefines the word “haggard.” This is why dermatologists don’t recommend tanning beds and Hepatitis C for the complexion. (Hollywood Rag)

Avril Lavigne steps onboard the half-shaved head look about two years too late, but her pink extensions are really the piece de resistance for the whole douchebag poser look. (Hollywood PQ)

Openly gay North Dakota football player Jamie Kuntz talks about being gay and hating Republicans. (Busted Coverage)

Britney Spears says Simon Cowell’s chest hair is sexy. He says her tits are sexy. I say both of them should shut the hell up already. (Seriously? OMG)

Kate Gosselin is doing her damndest to look like a middle-aged Paris Hilton. (Evil Beet)

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo welcome a baby boy, but Jessica Simpson still beat ‘em to the punch. (Celebitchy)

Rachel Bilson booty shake… over and over and over again. (G Celeb)

Justin Bieber is such a total badass that he got suspended from school and cut classes. Someone should tell him that it’s too late join the T-Birds. (The Blemish)

Miley Cyrus can’t stop kissing girls. I can’t stop not giving a shit. (Celeb Slam)

Scary — woman discovers her creepy ex-boyfriend living in her attic. That means it’s just a matter of time until my ex-husband finds me camped out in the guest bedroom closet. (Gawker)

Boy, Justin Bieber really looks like he’s into heterosexual kissing. (INF Daily)

Can you skip your sister’s wedding if you’re a bitter old queen who can’t bring his flavor of the month to the ceremony? Of course you can. After all, the whole thing is really about you. (Jezebel)