This is why you wanna get laid in the Olympic village: sychronized diver Tonia Couch. (Bar Stool Sports)

Lauren Vickers has a peeping tom problem. (G Celeb)

Christina Milian is a whole lot more interesting with a swimsuit up her ass. (Hollywood PQ)

Blake Shelton jokes about deliberately running over a turtle, and turtle-lovers everywhere are pissed. (Celebitchy)

Eva Mendes‘ new turd of a movie has a trailer. Hold your nose. (Evil Beet)

Matrix director Larry Waschowski makes his debut as Lana Wachowski. Gives a whole new meaning to “down the rabbit hole.” (The Blemish)

Christina Aguilera is fatter than ever. Those are some serious cankles. (Celeb Slam)

Did Rachel Weisz get breast implants? (popoholic)

Katy Perry continues promoting her crappy me movie in Brazil. (Moe Jackson)

Epic president art, because president art is so rarely epic. (Caveman Circus)

Kate Middleton looks lovely at the UK’s creative industries reception, but she’s so thin that she’s practically two-dimensional. (INF Daily)

The U.S. women’s gymnastics team wins gold! Suck it, China! (Bitten & Bound)

If you want to know how McSteamy leaves Grey’s Anatomy… and you know you do! (Huffington Post)