Jennifer Lopez slips a nip onstage at the O2 Arena in London! (Moe Jackson)

Snooki shows off her post-baby weight loss, if anybody still cares about her or Jersey Shore. (Skinny vs Curvy)

Homer Simpson has met his match. (Caveman Circus)

Taylor Swift thinks it’s fun to “torture” ex Jake Gyllenhaal with the shitty pop-country song she wrote about him. (Celebitchy)

The Jerry Sandusky costume is sure to be a big hit with the ladies and pubescent boys on Halloween. (Busted Coverage)

I didn’t read the whole thing, but I’m pretty Madonna fell on her ass. Sold. (popbytes)

Justin Bieber is being sued over his artificially-enhanced penis! It’s still not a crime to have sex on a bearskin rug. (Evil Beet)

LeAnn Rimes does an interview with Katie Couric about the slings and arrows she suffered as a homewrecking whore. (Amy Grindhouse)

Amanda Seyfried looks like slutty Little Red Riding Hood in a corset dress. They should have gone that route with her stupid movie instead. (popoholic)

Random fat girl posts a picture of herself in her underwear along with a fat empowerment statement and it gets viewed by the whole damn world. Bask in the glory of her stretch marks. (Jezebel)

Marion Cotillard gets glammed up and strikes a sultry pose for Dior. (Hollywood PQ)

It’s like peas and carrots — Carmen Electra and a lingerie line. (Hollywood Rag)

Lindsay Lohan weighs in on the Presidential debate last night with her usually brand of insight and wisdom. (Huffington Post)