Quickies: Oral Fixation

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian does one thing well. (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse is in the hospital.  Again. (LitelySalted)

Brad Pitt at Dave & Buster’s with his sons Maddox and Pax. (Celebitchy)

Heh.  John Mayer has bitch tits. (GB)

Owen Wilson is Kate Hudson’s love crutch. (ASL)

Draco Malfoy is on the beach. (HollywoodRag)

I don’t want to shock you or anything, but it turns out that Tyra Banks is an egomaniacal, superbitch diva. (DListed)

Tracy Morgan has a Motion Lotion emergency. (CelebNewsWire)

Sophie Howard has a top on for once (sort of), but it’s still impossible to focus on anything but her ginormous boobs. (Egotastic)

Jessica Alba is on vacation. (JustJared)

Celebrity gender-bending look-a-likes.  Some of these are astonishing. (CityRag)

Domino’s Pizza does not heart Snooki from “Jersey Shore.” (EvilBeet)

The Jonas Brothers are breaking up. (Allie)

Nicole Richie will guest judge the season premiere of “Project Runway.” (ICYDK)

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