All the proof you need that Adriana Lima is the world’s perfect woman. (UseMyComputer)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt and their respective STDs break up. (Socialite Life)
Taylor Momsen looks like a dirty meth whore. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating Jenny McCarthy’s ex-husband. (CelebSlam)
The Situation is a closet chubby-chaser: the photographic evidence. (The Dirty)
The best way EVER to keep your iPod from being stolen. (Caveman Circus)
Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner get matching tattoos. How fucking gay. (The Blemish)
Kim Kardashian’s ass crack makes a break for it. (CelebNewsWire)
Gisele Bundchen and her thong! (Moe Jackson)
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on this weekend’s SNL. (Celebrity Odor)
Suri Cruise is still drinking from the bottle at age 4. Yeah, that’s normal. (Allie is Wired)
Pamela Anderson’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Or maybe it’s the fact that she’s wearing a white shirt and no bra. (Hollywood Rag)
Sad news — Julia Sugarbaker dies at 70. (CelebSmack)
Jude Law asks Sienna Miller to marry him. (Holy Moly)
Christina Aguilera looks like a drag queen on the set of her new video. (Hollywood PQ)
Michael Lohan’s new fiancee was once Lindsay Lohan’s best friend. Ew. (Litely Salted)
