The single best thing I have seen all day, easy. (Jezebel)

Daniel Craig and the Queen usher in the Olympics British-style. (Huffington Post)

Justin Bieber’s “As Long as You Love Me” has a teaser trailer! That may be the gayest sentence I’ve ever written. (Hollywood PQ)

Sex toys saved Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage. But not her husband’s career. (Hollywood Rag)

Madonna travels with a huge expensive “anti-aging machine.” You and I might call it “a coffin.” (INF Daily)

Is Scarlett Johnasson trying to work her big-boobied magic on a married Robert Downey, Jr.? (Celebitchy)

If you like ass, you just found a gold mine. A gold mine full of asses. (COED Magazine)

I love dogs, and this is why. (Caveman Circus)

Because I know you go through life thinking, “Yeah, but what would Alexa Vega have to say about it?” (Seriously? OMG)

Ashton Kutcher is a huge douche, take 259. (Evil Beet)

Amanda Seyfried has a new boyfriend. I think you’re supposed to care. (Bitten & Bound)