WTF is wrong with Angelina Jolie’s neck?! (The Blemish)
Oh, hell yes — Blake Lively is gonna do Playboy! (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has cellulite. And ass pimples. (Fatback)
What in God’s holy name did Mel B do to her hair? (Closer)
Pamela Anderson does the Richie Rich fashion show, despite having an expiration date of 1993. (CelebSlam)
Kim Kardashian is a threat to national security. (Celebrity Smack)
Why is Terrell Owens wearing a Tina Turner wig? (TMZ)
Ke$ha looks like Lady Gaga’s retared cousin twice removed. (Moe Jackson)
Big Bang’s Kelly Cuoco in various states of undress. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Grace Jones nipple action!!!!! Yeah, it doesn’t really merit that many exclamation points. (Holy Moly)
Olympic ice skater Johnny Weir might be the gayest gay that ever gayed. (Socialite Life)
Dita von Teese practically naked and dripping wet. You’re welcome. (Hollywood Rag)
Gary Coleman goes apeshit on “The Insider.” (Celebitchy)
Lisa Rinna attacks Heidi Montag’s “freakish” plastic surgery. I guess she didn’t want to skimp on the irony. (Litely Salted)
Someone finally managed to score some decent pics of Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt — and he’s just as cute as you’d expect. (Lainey Gossip)
