As if you needed a reason to look at pics of former Sports Illustrated cover girl Irina Shayk. (Moe Jackson)

Why it’s a good idea to skip Arby’s for lunch. Unless Arby’s wants to advertise on our site, in which case I advocate Arby’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner! (Hollywood Rag)

The “Anchorman 2″ teaser trailer is finally here! Smelly pirate hookers of the world rejoice. (Seriously? OMG)

How the hell is Diane Kruger making her boobs do that? Is she magic? (popoholic)

Dog the Bounty Hunter is getting real-life death threats. I assume it has something to do with the unholy color of his hair. (Bitten & Bound)

Gasp — are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez really breaking up? Oh, fractious day! (That Gossip Site)

Laughter is the best medicine… so you should look at some funny pictures and tell your boss you’re doing it for your health as part of your long-term plan to lower insurance premiums and ultimately save the company money. (Caveman Circus)

Tilda Swinton as a tranny on the cover of Candy, the world’s first tranny magazine. Really. (Hollywood PQ)

Video of Henry Rollins wrestling an alligator! Because why wouldn’t he be wrestling an alligator? He’s Henry fucking Rolllins! (Pop Candy)

You might not know who this chick is, but she’s a model and her name is Oceana. She’s the closest thing you’ll get to an actual mermaid on a Friday afternoon. (G Celeb)

Rihanna’s tube top is really more of a tube bra. (The Grumpiest)

And speaking of Rihanna, her friends are claiming she’s spiraling out of control on the express train to Whitney Houston-ville. (Evil Beet)

Cheryl Cole says everyone should forgive Chris Brown for that beating he gave Rihanna. Okay, but she can’t seriously expect us to forgive him for “Yeah 3X.” (Holy Moly!)