Queen Latifah and the case for not coming out. (Jezebel)

This right here is why I love Charlize Theron. That she’s a fellow stoner and absolutely gorgeous is just icing on the cake. (Celebitchy)

Imogen Thomas’ rack is huge. That’s really all you need to know here. (G Celeb)

Cameron Diaz in a see-through dress… but there isn’t anything sexy about it. (The Grumpiest)

I swear this bitch is 38 if she’s a day. (The Dirty)

Twenty sexy Jessica Alba magazine covers, in case you wanted to re-wallpaper your room. (CityRag)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in an outfit made of nothing but spandex and lycra. (popoholic)

Michael Fassbender of the Huge Dong in this month’s GQ magazine. No, there’s no pictures of his dong. I already checked. (popbytes)

At first I thought this was the sexiest janitorial staff I’d ever seen, but then I realized it was People in Espanol’s 50 Most Beatiful awards. My mistake. (Moe Jackson)

Michelle Pfeiffer retains her hotness, even at 50-something. (Hollywood Rag)

One hundred and twenty-one of the sexiest Megan Fox instagram photos, if you want to bask in empty vanity for a while. (COED Magazine)

When properly attired in a tiny red dress and high heels, Hayden Panettiere can look pretty hot. (Bitten & Bound)

Hey, look! For once, Kesha doesn’t look like a hot bag of squashed crap. I’ll be damned. (Evil Beet)